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Katso 2000 vuoden uusimmat ja parhaimmat elokuvat ja tv-sarjat.
Elokuva
A familiar-looking group of teenagers find themselves being stalked by a more-than-vaguely recognizable masked killer! As the victims begin to pile up and the laughs pile on, none of your favorite scary movies escape the razor-sharp satire of this outrageously funny parody!
Scary Movie (2000 )
Elokuva
Charlie on Rhode Islandin poliisivoimien 17-vuoden veteraani. Vaatimaton, ahkera, aina avulias, kolmen pojan esimerkillinen isä. Pahaksi onneksi Charliella on kaksi erilaista minää, ja kun hän ei ota lääkkeitään… esiin astuu Hank, Charlien härski ja agressiivinen toinen minä. Hank on sangen rääväsuinen, perso viinalle ja hanakka tappelemaan. Charliella ja Hankilla ei ole muuta yhteistä kuin Irene Waters, pakomatkalla oleva kaunotar, johon kummatkin minät ovat rakastuneet. Charliella ja Hankilla onkin jatkuva nokka-pokka, jonka palkintona on Irene.
Me kaksi & Irene (2000 )
Elokuva
After the lord of darkness decides he will not cede his throne to any of his three sons, the two most powerful of them escape to Earth to create a kingdom for themselves. This action closes the portal filtering sinful souls to Hell and causes Satan to wither away. He must send his most weak but beloved son, Little Nicky, to Earth to return his brothers to Hell.
Little Nicky (2000 )
Elokuva
Colin is a Catholic and George is a poetry-loving Protestant. In Belfast in the 1980s, they could have been enemies, but instead they became business partners. After persuading a mad wig salesman, known as the Scalper, to sell them his leads, the two embark on a series of house calls
An Everlasting Piece (2000 )
- Ilmainen
Elokuva
Jokaisessa kunnon kauhuleffassa puhelin soi... uhri odottaa, että pääsee kirkumaan... ja murhaaja odottaa tilaisuuttaan jolloin iskeä. Ainoa keino selvitä hengissä on muistaa pysytellä aina askel tappajan edellä...! Nuori seksikäs reportteri on täynnä intoa, hän hinkuu päästä osalliseksi johonkin kovaan ja todelliseen, niinpä hän lyöttäytyy kimppaan todellisen tunarin, ostarin turvamiehen kanssa jäljittääkseen ja pysäyttääkseen säälimättömän tappajan, joka aikoo murhata kaikki suosituimmat nuoret ”Ripulirinteen lukiosta."
Shriek 1 (2000 )
Elokuva
A streetwise man flees South Central Los Angeles, heading to the suburbs and his lottery-winner uncle and cousin, to avoid a neighborhood thug with a grudge who has just escaped from prison.
Next Friday (2000 )
TV-sarja
Acclaimed pastry chef Gale Gand hosts this series where the emphasis is on what many people consider to be the best part of the daily meal: dessert! From chocolate tiramisu to frozen lemon mousse cones and every stomach-stretching treat in between, Gand provides step-by-step instructions for preparing these gut-busting gobs of goodness in your own kitchen. While the occasional light confection is sprinkled into the mix, the main menu is downright sinful, so viewers concerned with their girth are recommended to change the channel as quickly as possible.
Sweet Dreams (2000 )
Elokuva
Leonard Shelby is tracking down the man who raped and murdered his wife. The difficulty of locating his wife's killer, however, is compounded by the fact that he suffers from a rare, untreatable form of short-term memory loss. Although he can recall details of life before his accident, Leonard cannot remember what happened fifteen minutes ago, where he's going, or why.
Memento (2000 )
Elokuva
Will Keane on viittäkymppiä lähestyvä menestyvä newyorkilainen ravintoloitsija ja parantumaton naistenmies. Mies purjehtii suhteesta toiseen kunnes hän kohtaa nuoren Charloten, joka on valmis maistamaan elämää. Will ei voi vastustaa viettelyn jännitystä ja lankeaa uuden haasteen edessä. Vielä kokematon Charlotte on sulaa vahaa maailmanmiehen käsittelyssä, mutta romanssi saa tylyn lopun. Will tajuaa menettäneensä kenties viimeisen tilaisuuden todelliseen rakkauteen. Voiko vanha tiikeri päästä eroon raidoistaan? Will päättää ainakin yrittää...
Syksy New Yorkissa (2000 )
Elokuva
During WWII, a teenage boy discovering himself becomes love-stricken by Malèna, a sensual woman living in a small, narrow-minded Italian town.
Malena (2000 )
Elokuva
Jack Carter, a mob enforcer living in Las Vegas, travels back to his hometown of Seattle for his brother's funeral. During this visit, Carter realizes that the death of his brother was not accidental, but a murder. With this knowledge, Carter sets out to kill all those responsible.
Get Carter (2000 )
Elokuva
Novalee Nation is a 17-year-old Tennessee transient who has to grow up in a hurry when she's left pregnant and abandoned by her boyfriend on a roadside, and takes refuge in the friendly aisles of Wal-Mart. Eventually, some eccentric but kindly strangers 'adopt' Novalee and her infant daughter, helping them buck the odds and build a new life.
Where the Heart Is (2000 )
- Ilmainen
Elokuva
Ansioitunut Yhdysvaltain merijalkaväen eversti Terry Childers on Vietnamin sodan sankari ja viimeisen päälle isänmaan ystävä. Hänet kutsutaan evakuoimaan Yhdysvaltain suurlähetystöä, kun mielenosoitus lähetystön ulkopuolella muuttuu väkivaltaiseksi mellakaksi. Tehtävä menee kuitenkin pahasti pieleen, tuloksena on 3 sotilaan ja 80 siviilin kuolema. Maa, jolle Childers on omistanut lähes koko elämänsä haastaa hänet nyt sotaoikeuteen, syytettynä siviilien massamurhasta. Asianajajakseen hän pyytää vanhan ystävänsä Hayes Hodgesin. Miehiä yhdistävät kokemukset Vietnamin sodassa ja siksi Hodges tuntee velvollisuudekseen pelastaa miehen, joka on myös kerran pelastanut hänen henkensä. Tehtävä osoittautuu kuitenkin vaikeaksi ja epämieluisaksi... Onko Childers saanut vastaansa täydellisen salaliiton, sillä todisteet hänen syyttömyydestään katoavat yksi toisensa jälkeen?
Kunniavelka (2000 )
- Ilmainen
Elokuva
Parhaat kaverit Måns ja Roro ovat töissä kaupungin puistossa ja heille siunaantuu kaikki surkeimmat työt, kuten ankkalampien putsaus ja koirapaskojen noukkiminen, omasta mielestään he ovat kuitenkin tosi mahtavia ja cooleja. Elämä sujuu rauhallisissa ja hyvissä merkeissä, kunnes Måns tulee impotentiksi, ja Roro huomaa, että hänellä on viikko aikaa välttää pakkoavioliitto.
Jalla! Jalla! (2000 )
Elokuva
A porn film director convinces his producer to make a romantic film, but the cast is grappling with tensions in their private lives.
The Heart at Work (2000 )
Elokuva
Elisabeth leaves her abusive and drunken husband Rolf, and goes to live with her brother, Göran. The year is 1975 and Göran lives in a commune called Together. Living in this leftist commune Elisabeth learns that the world can be viewed from different perspectives.
Together (2000 )
Elokuva
Kaksi ystävää, pappi ja rabbi rakastuvat samaan nuoruudessaan tuntemaansa naiseen, mutta molempien miesten uskonnollinen asema kieltää romanssin.
Usko koetuksella (2000 )
Elokuva
Unpolished and ultra-pragmatic industrialist Jean-Jacques Castella reluctantly attends Racine's tragedy "Berenice" in order to see his niece play a bit part. He is taken with the play's strangely familiar-looking leading lady Clara Devaux. During the course of the show, Castella soon remembers that he once hired and then promptly fired the actress as an English language tutor. He immediately goes out and signs up for language lessons. Thinking that he is nothing but an ill-tempered philistine with bad taste, Clara rejects him until Castella charms her off her feet.
The Taste of Others (2000 )
Elokuva
Kaj is a stubborn man with a great deal of pride. The former chef lives in a council flat. He has wasted his life and is now on a council job training scheme for the long-term unemployed, where he refuses to let the foreman of the activation project boss him about. When Kaj's daughter, with whom he has not been in touch for nineteen years, moves into the same council estate on the run from her violent husband, a change comes over Kaj. His initial instinct is to avoid her, but by chance he ends up helping to look after Jonas, her six-year-old son. For the first time for years Kaj need not survive on his own devices. Now he has responsibilities and a family of his own.
The Bench (2000 )
Elokuva
A group of maverick scientists on a remote Australian sheep farm are the globe's only hope for obtaining the epic images of man's first steps on the moon.
The Dish (2000 )
Elokuva
Three children are accidentally transformed into fish after consuming a potion made by an eccentric scientist. The kids end up in the sea, with one problem: they must find and drink the antidote within 48 hours, or forever remain as fish.
Apua! Olen kala (2000 )
- Ilmainen
Elokuva
One unlucky evening, Louis Cropa, a part-time bookmaker, discovers that his restaurant has become a hotbed of conflicting characters. In addition to having to please a whiny food critic, Louis must fend off a hostile takeover from a pair of gangsters, to whom his sous-chef is in debt. Further, Louis has an argument with his son, the star chef, whose culinary creativity has brought success to the business.
Dinner Rush (2000 )
Elokuva
A young man turns from drug addiction and petty crime to a life redeemed by a discovery of compassion.
Jesus' Son (2000 )
Elokuva
In 1981, former RCMP Undercover Agent "Patrick Kelly" was accused of causing the mysterious death of his wife. Managing to elude the authorities, Kelly married his second wife, and continued to live the extravagant lifestyle he so desperately desired. However, in 1984, based on the testimony of a key witness, Kelly was finally convicted of the first-degree murder of his wife, (allegedly by throwing her off the balcony of their luxury high-rise condo). But then a whole ten years later, the witness claimed she lied on the stand.
Murder Most Likely (2000 )
Elokuva
A young Italian actress embarks on a self-destructive spree of sex, drugs and other excess while doing some soul searching to find the path for redemption.
Scarlet Diva (2000 )
Elokuva
A 15-year-old Somalian boy meets a 40-year-old Iranian man in a refugee camp in Skåne, in the south of Sweden. With the threat of deportation hanging over them, they decide to take their faiths in their own hands and together they go on a journey in the Swedish summer.
The New Country (2000 )
- Ilmainen
Elokuva
The summer of '58, the year Sweden almost won the world championship in soccer over Brazil, Yngve Johansson accepts two children to live with him during the summer, as told through the eyes of a young boy. His name is Mårten, and the other child's name is Annika. She is a rough girl, with many problems. The three of them do not get along, and Yngve is a true dictator to the children's eyes. However, when the children discover that their new guardian has a crush on their teacher (Cecilia Nilsson), they do what they can to bring the two together. Soon enough, the three will discover that they have a lot more in common than they previously imagined, and together they can make their lives worth living again. This is a sweet story about life in Sweden in the mid 1900's. It is about family, love, hate, innocent friendship that we all can relate to, and much, much more...
A Summer Tale (2000 )
- Ilmainen
Elokuva
What happens when a person decides that life is merely a state of mind? If you're Betty, a small-town waitress and soap opera fan from Fair Oaks, Kansas, you refuse to believe that you can't be with the love of your life just because he doesn't really exist. After all, life is no excuse for not living. Traumatized by a savage event, Betty enters into a fugue state that allows -- even encourages -- her to keep functioning... in a kind of alternate reality.
Nurse Betty (2000 )
Elokuva
A man opens a small-town bookstore in order to escape his connections to a mobster, but is reluctantly drawn back to his dark past by a mysterious woman.
Second Skin (2000 )
Elokuva
Callum Crane, a lawyer and would-be federal judge, jeopardizes his chances at a judgeship by forcing himself on his secretary. He then worsens the situation by trying to have the woman murdered. Further complicating matters, he assigns the task to a young man who, unbeknownst to Crane, is actually his son, Nathan. Nathan refuses to do the deed, but not before informing several people, one of whom tries to take on the job.
The Guilty (2000 )
Elokuva
Stranded in the heat of a barren African desert, eleven bus-passengers shelter in the remnants of an abandoned town. As rescue grows more remote by the day and anxiety deepens, an idea emerges: why not stage a play. However the choice of King Lear only manages to plunge this disparate group of travelers into turmoil as they struggle to overcome both nature's wrath and their own morality.
The King Is Alive (2000 )
Elokuva
Sotavalokuvaaja Harrison katoaa entisen Jugoslavian sotatantereelle vuonna 1991. Hänen vaimonsa Sarah ei usko, että Harrison olisi kuollut, vaan lähtee etsimään tätä.
Sodan kukat (2000 )