Suoratoista Suomessa
Katso 2003 vuoden uusimmat ja parhaimmat elokuvat ja tv-sarjat.
Elokuva
Eddie saa potkut työpaikastaan vain pari päivää ennen joulua. Hänen työnsä varastanut simpanssi puraisee häntä, ja oikeusjutun pelossa hänen pomonsa tarjoaa Eddielle ja tämän perheelle matkan Etelämeren paratiisisaarelle.
Eddien suuri saariseikkailu (2003 )
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What Jake Vig doesn't know just might get him killed. A sharp and polished grifter, Jake has just swindled thousands of dollars from the unsuspecting Lionel Dolby with the help of his crew. It becomes clear that Lionel wasn't just any mark, he was an accountant for eccentric crime boss Winston King. Jake and his crew will have to stay one step ahead of both the criminals and the cops to finally settle their debt.
Confidence (2003 )
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During the 1930s in England, a group of young socialites dominate the national gossip with extravagant and outlandish antics. Among the group is the aspiring novelist Adam Fenwick-Symes, who is attempting to raise enough money to marry fellow member Nina Blount. However, after customs officials confiscate his first manuscript, Fenwick-Symes must recover from the financial setback and figure out new ways to earn money for a wedding.
Bright Young Things (2003 )
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In Martha's Vineyard, Mass., conjoined twins Walt and Bob Tenor make the best of their handicap by being the fastest grill cooks in town. While outgoing Walt hopes to one day become a famous actor, shy Bob prefers to stay out of the spotlight. When a fading Hollywood actress, Cher, decides to get her show "Honey and the Beaze" cancelled, she hires Walt -- and his brotherly appendage -- as her costars. But their addition surprisingly achieves the opposite.
Stuck on You (2003 )
Elokuva
Gorgeous Dutch youngster Max has two passions, acting and girls. The first becomes his brilliant career, which takes off so well he gets invited to a prestigious New York theatre course for a year. But since he met fickle bitch Phileine in an Utrecht park, his flirting life is cut short while she cruelly plays with his feelings rather then his horny body. After refusing to follow him, she turns up uninvited later and still acts jealous and possessive. Grief follows for everyone, working up to a convoluted finale.
Phileine Says Sorry (2003 )
Elokuva
Isabel suuntaa kohti Pariisia auttaakseen sisartaan, jonka ranskalainen aviomies on jäänyt nalkkiin petturuudesta. Saadakseen avioliittolupausten sijaan muuta ajateltavaa, sisarukset pistävät Pariisin sekaisin osallistumalla monenmoisiin juhliin minglaillen niin paikallisten kuin maahanmuuttajien seurassa. Tiedossa on läjäpäin kulttuuriromantiikkaa, kulttuurikolareita ja... skandaaleja.
Avioero ranskalaiseen tapaan (2003 )
Elokuva
Kun Paul herää oudon naisen vierestä omissa polttareissaan, hän olettaa olleensa uskoton tulevalle vaimolleen. Hän joutuu paniikkiin ja tekee kaikkensa kätkeäkseen syrjähyppynsä. Asia kuitenkin mutkistuu, kun käy ilmi että nainen ja hänen morsiamensa ovat sukua.
Miehen mieli (2003 )
- Ilmainen
Elokuva
Debu Chatterjee is in his 30s, and is chided by everyone he knows as a "virgin". Tired of being stereotyped in this manner, he confides in Baba Hindustani, and Pyarelal about his predicament, and they offer to help him out, with hilarious results. Then one day, while watching a movie in a theater, Debu is shocked to see himself in an adult sex film...
Mumbai Matinee (2003 )
Elokuva
A senator arranges for his son, a rich white kid who fancies himself black, to be kidnapped by a couple of black actors pretending to be murderers to try and shock him out of his plans to become a rapper.
Malibu's Most Wanted (2003 )
Elokuva
Nuori uraohjus Tom Stansfield saa tilaisuuden vahtia yrmynaamaisen pomonsa miljoonalukaalia yhden yön ajan. Yli-innokas nuorimies uskoo voivansa lyödä kaksi kärpästä yhdellä iskulla. Mikä uskomaton tilaisuus tehdä vaikutus vanhaan orjapiiskuriin ja hurmata pomon kuumaakin kuumempi Lisa-tytär! Mutta Tomin fantasiat saavat kipeän kolhun toisensa jälkeen, kun ovikello alkaa soida taukoamatta ja perin kurittomia vieraita lappaa sisään kuin viimeistä päivää. Tomin tulevaisuudennäkymiä ajatellen: ehkä kyseessä todella on viimeinen päivä?
Pomon tytär (2003 )
Elokuva
A quirky teen with a penchant for war reenactments, Kelly Ernswiler obsesses over military tactics with his buddy Bart. The school bully is one of Kelly's regular headaches, and he also has to deal with a frustrating situation at home, where his father is a recovering drug addict. Kelly's life gets even more complicated when he falls for Tabby, Bart's pretty and soon-to-be-wed older sister.
The Battle of Shaker Heights (2003 )
- Ilmainen
Elokuva
To make money fast the Browns come up with a plan to win a contest for "Watermelon Juice Afro Sheen," awarding $10,000 to whoever can find the juiciest, sweetest watermelon in the country.
The Watermelon Heist (2003 )
Elokuva
Uptight lawyer Peter Sanderson wants to dive back into dating after his divorce and has a hard time meeting the right women. He tries online dating and lucks out when he starts chatting with a fellow lawyer. The two agree to meet in the flesh, but the woman he meets — an escaped African-American convict named Charlene — is not what he expected. Peter is freaked out, but Charlene tries to convinces him to take her case and prove her innocence. Along the way, she wreaks havoc on his middle-class life as he gets a lesson in learning to lighten up.
Bringing Down the House (2003 )
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Tobias is the new, idealistic priest in a suburb but he soon learns that his flock is quite uninterested in Christianity. However, he befriends Carolina, a chain smoking woman his age, wheelchair-bound since birth. It is opposites attract although their backgrounds are different.
Miffo (2003 )
Elokuva
A gangster sets out to fulfill his father's dream of becoming a doctor.
Munna Bhai M.B.B.S. (2003 )
Elokuva
A much-needed boost, in the form of a new factory, is promised to the residents of the tiny fishing village St. Marie-La-Mauderne, provided they can lure a doctor to take up full-time residency on the island. Inspired, the villagers devise a scheme to make Dr. Christopher Lewis a local.
Seducing Doctor Lewis (2003 )
Elokuva
The Yowie Yahoo starts kidnapping musicians at a concert attended by Scooby and the gang in Vampire Rock, Australia.
Scooby-Doo ja vampyyri (2003 )
- Ilmainen
Elokuva
The odd biography of Harvie Krumpet, a man who has Tourette's Syndrome, chronic bad luck, menial jobs, nudist tendencies, and a book of "fakts" hung around his neck - but still optimistically lives own way and enjoys the small things life has to offer.
Harvie Krumpet (2003 )
Elokuva
A friend of Fred's, Alejo Otero, invites the Scooby gang to Veracruz, Mexico. There they find a monster, El Chupacabra, terrorizing the town.
Scooby-Doo! and the Monster of Mexico (2003 )
- Ilmainen
Elokuva
4 women fast from men for 100 days. No talking to, no touching of, no flirting with, and above all: no sex with men. When $1 million is offered to the first man who can break the fast, all hell breaks loose.
ManFast (2003 )
Elokuva
Although Sivaram is against marriage, he ends up marrying Gayatri. When Sumati and her son move into the house opposite Sivaram's house, Gayatri is shocked to learn that she is Sivaram's first wife.
Yes Madam (2003 )
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TV child star of the '70s, Dickie Roberts is now 35 and parking cars. Craving to regain the spotlight, he auditions for a role of a normal guy, but the director quickly sees he is anything but normal. Desperate to win the part, Dickie hires a family to help him replay his childhood and assume the identity of an average, everyday kid.
Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003 )
Elokuva
A newly promoted book editor discovers a potential best seller, although unfinished, manuscript buried in her predecessor's office. Moved by the passionate love story and drawing parallels to her own life, she embarks on a journey to find the author.
The Kiss (2003 )
Elokuva
Aspiring actors in New York try to keep the death of one's aunt a secret so they can stay in her cheap apartment.
Rent Control (2003 )
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Writer Alex Sheldon must finish his novel within a month. If he doesn't, he won't get paid. And, if that happens, angry Mafia types to whom he owes money will come looking for him. In order to expedite things, Alex hires typist Emma Dinsmore and begins dictating his novel. The book is about a doomed love affair between a character similar to Alex and a character named Polina Delacroix. But, as Alex falls for Emma, his work takes a different turn.
Alex & Emma (2003 )
Elokuva
Gentle Colin 'Col' Lawes happily lead a quiet life, running a news agency with his soiled-rotten wife Sandra and playing competition darts in the Atletic Arms team. Colin catches her committing adultery with team captain Geoff, a cop, who pretends Colin abused her. Col is thrown off the team just after it qualified for the league finals in Blackpool. He decides to travel there alone, hoping to win her back.
Heartlands (2003 )
Elokuva
The stone-people Hew and Kew have seen a lot in their everlasting lives on top of their mountain. Therefore they're only mildly amazed by the ongoings in the valley below, they've got their own little problems to deal with - But all of a sudden, Mankind is discovering and inventing, instead of just woozeling, and this new behavior starts to threaten Hew's and Kew's stoic peacefulness...
Rocks (2003 )
- Ilmainen
Elokuva
Paul Miller (Paul Rudd - Friends, The Cider House Rules) has struggled as an actor in Hollywood for years, and now he's had enough. But not just of show business-of life. In two days, he's going to kill himself. But in true Hollywood style, he's hired a film crew to chronicle his last moments and the events leading up to them; it's the role of a lifetime. Often ironic and darkly comical, this is the story of a man searching for meaning and hope. This is the story of two days in the life of Paul Miller. The only question is, will they be his last?
Two Days (2003 )
Elokuva
The film is a romantic comedy about the Portuguese widow of a fisherman who died at sea. The widow's teenage daughter, who wants to be a professional gambler, convinces her mother to date a British man who's new in town. The widow falls for the Brit, who pretends to be in the fishing business but is actually a professional gambler. The naïve daughter gets into some trouble.
Passionada (2003 )
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Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon is the story of Sanjana (Kareena Kapoor), a girl of today's generation full of life and vibrant ecstasy. She lives life on her own terms and gets very upset when her mother Susheela (Himani Shivpuri), arranges for her to see a boy leading to a marriage prospect.
Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon (2003 )
Elokuva
Lotta is 27 years old and an office slave. She has absolutely no ambitions to advance. Most of the time she sits and waits until office hours are over. Then she gets promoted...
Office Hours (2003 )
Elokuva
Playboy Thomas Fuentes has so far been able to skate by in life on good looks and charm alone. But when his duplicitous relationships with three women -- impassioned waitress Cici, meticulous lawyer Lorena and bored socialite Patricia -- spiral out of control, he suffers a mental breakdown. His doctor recommends that he choose just one girlfriend -- but can he choose in time before they discover his deception?
Chasing Papi (2003 )