Suoratoista Suomessa
Katso 2009 vuoden uusimmat ja parhaimmat elokuvat ja tv-sarjat.
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A handful of insults and fighting best friends, not quite the Birthday presents every girl hopes for. Melissa s not every girl. She is determined to collect insults from all of her past boyfriends before her birthday night is over. But her journey to rid herself of her bad hook-up karma leads to some pretty strange situations, and by the nights end she might just learn a thing or two about relationships. Will things start looking up for the insulted party girl, or will she be stuck with bad karma for another year?
2 Million Stupid Women (2009 )
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Who is the real Mitch Fatel? Is he a man with the mind of an innocent child who doesn't comprehend the world around him? Or is a sex-crazed adult with a penchant for small breasts and Internet porn? Audiences listening to Fatel's stand-up comedy are usually too busy laughing to care, and this Comedy Central special features the performer's trademark style in spades.
Mitch Fatel Is Magical (2009 )
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Tyrone Johnson is in jail. As a result his sister Yolanda, an exotic dancer, inherits Tyrone's struggling hair salon business. She first sees the shop as a burden and waste of her time and puts the shop up for sale. But Yolanda eventually sees that the beauty biz could be a better future than the stripping biz, and changes her mind, angering the buyer, who retaliates with a vengeance. Yolanda decides to get her exotic dancing girlfriends together in order to keep the shop open... with a twist.
Da' Booty Shop (2009 )
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Beautiful young Daisy feels stuck working as a shopgirl by day and caring for her ailing mother by night. A suicide gone wrong leaves Daisy wrongly imprisoned, while the neighbor whose testimony put her away struggles with guilt. A tongue-in-cheek homage to 1950s women-in-prison films.
Stuck! (2009 )
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Two brothers spend the day driving around Los Angeles county looking for the meaning of their lives, or cheap street drugs, depending on who you happen to believe.
Passenger Side (2009 )
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Plagued by uninsured patients, greedy insurance companies, heartless health care conglomerates, and stressed out doctors, the health care delivery system is on the verge of a total breakdown - and Jake Gorman couldn't be happier as suing doctors has made Jake a famous and very wealthy man. Jake never met a doctor he couldn't sue, until now.
RoboDoc (2009 )
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Barah Aana is a comedy of real life set in today's Mumbai. The story revolves around three unlikely friends: a driver (Naseeruddin Shah), a watchman (Vijay Raaz) and a waiter (Arjun Mathur). The driver is an older man, stoic but dependable. The watchman, in his 30's, is a pushover at work but otherwise mischievous. The waiter is a young, swaggering chap, brimming with ambition. Living together, their different attitudes make for an interesting banter.At some point, misfortune befalls the watchman, and due to a series of chance events, he stumbles into a crime. Striking upon a seemingly low-risk way to make good money, and discovering a new sense of self-confidence, he tries to entice the others to join him in a series of such crimes. Cat and mouse games ensue between the three as personalities change, but events soon spiral out of control, leading them in a direction that none of them had ever wanted to take...
Barah Aana (2009 )
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Baheeg is a shy veterinarian who secretly loves Laila, the owner of a sick puppy in his clinic. On his birthday, Baheeg finds a genie who grants him many wishes in order to graduate from genie school. Baheeg tries through his wishes to attract Laila's attention by becoming many different characters in hopes that she will fall for love him.
Fly Out (2009 )
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Three women in their thirties head to a popular Spring Break destination and try to relive the Spring Break they never had.
Spring Breakdown (2009 )
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Ingenious on tositapahtumiin perustuva hyväntuulinen komedia osa-aikaisesta keksijästä Samista ja lipevästä myyntitykistä Mattista, jotka aikovat kuningasideallaan nousta surkeuksien suosta takaisin aallonharjalle ja maailmanmaineeseen. Ainoa mitä he tarvitsevat on huippunerokas keksintö, tuopillinen tuuria, sitkeyttä ja kovaa työtä. Sihauttaisiko puhuva pullonavaaja menestyksen hanat auki?
Ingenious (2009 )
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There's more at stake than just failed crops when a drought strikes a rural community in this comedy-drama from India.
Gabhricha Paus (2009 )
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Not wanting the same fate as befell her sisters, Sona Mishra re-locates to Mumbai to try to make a living making movies, but she soon finds that the path she has chosen is not an easy one.
Luck by Chance (2009 )
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In Blythe, California, a small town in the remote California desert, Ethan Inglebrink is an eccentric, agoraphobic heroin addict who is obsessed with his garden. This dark comedy follows the last days of Ethan's life as he struggles to find purpose at a time when it might be too late to even matter.
American Cowslip (2009 )
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The village of Kilcoulins Leap was once a thriving spa town, and was home to a famous Holy Well, but now offers little by way of employment for its people, and its decline seems inexorable. When local Postie, Podger Byrnes, comes up with a plan to hijack a consignment of Viagra, and sell it on the open market in Amsterdam, his friends are desperate enough to try it. Not counting on the muscular response of Viagra's makers, the boys panic and hide the lorry load of Viagra down the town's Holy Well.
Holy Water (2009 )
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A successful author is forced to confront an unrequited high school crush when he returns home to deliver a commencement address to graduating seniors. Shasta O'Neil, a sexy high school senior flirts with the visiting author and invites him to the prom.
Stay Cool (2009 )
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College friends whose lives are at a crossroads decide to spend a year in Europe, working in Thai restaurants, and trying not to get deported.
Dear Galileo (2009 )
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One of the “100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time,” Jim Breuer joined NBC’s Saturday Night Live in 1995. Since then he went on to star in several movies, tour the country with his Heavy Metal Man and Family Man comedy tours. You may remember Jim as the infamous Goat-Boy from SNL, or his stoner persona from the cult hit Half Baked. Now he’s clearing the air with this concert event.
Jim Breuer: Let's Clear the Air (2009 )
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Comedian Maz Jobrani showcases his brilliant and laugh-out-loud talents in his first solo stand-up comedy special. He tackles topics on politics, race and religion, and hilariously breaks down stereotypes about the Middle East.
Maz Jobrani: Brown and Friendly (2009 )
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Due to many reasons, ranging from insecurity to trauma, a group of people have gained a lot of weight in recent times.
Fat People (2009 )
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This short begins with the star canine and his owner Penny in peril from "The Man with the Green Eye", trapped within his fortress protected by overwhelming defenses, tied up and suspended high above a bottomless pit that's surrounded by fire. So Penny's father transforms Rhino into a super hamster to save the day.
Super Rhino (2009 )
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A woman living in a large country home drives her servants to mutiny with her outrageous demands as she waits for death to come for her.
The Last Days of Emma Blank (2009 )
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Bella Swan toipuu Edward Cullenin, vampyyripoikaystävänsä lähdöstä. Lohtua tuo Jacob Black, ihmissusi. Ennen kuin Bella huomaakaan hän on keskellä ikivanhaa riitaa ja hänen halunsa olla Edwardin kanssa saa hänet ottamaan isompia ja isompia riskejä.
Twilight - Uusikuu (2009 )
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This psychedelic tour of life after death is seen entirely from the point of view of Oscar, a young American drug dealer and addict living in Tokyo with his prostitute sister, Linda. When Oscar is killed by police during a bust gone bad, his spirit journeys from the past -- where he sees his parents before their deaths -- to the present -- where he witnesses his own autopsy -- and then to the future, where he looks out for his sister from beyond the grave.
Enter the Void (2009 )
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Kun 14-vuotias Susie Salmon murhataan, hän jätti taakseen keskeneräisen elämän. Mutta nyt, oudosta mutta kauniista elämästään ja kuoleman välisestä olinpaikastaan käsin hänen täytyy ennen matkansa jatkamista auttaa isäänsä löytämään murhaaja ja suojelemaan perhettään.
Oma taivas (2009 )
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Seduced into the decadent world of Lord Henry Wotton, handsome young aristocrat Dorian Gray becomes obsessed with maintaining his youthful appearance, and commissions a special portrait that will weather the winds of time while he remains forever young. When Gray's obsession spirals out of control, his desperate attempts to safeguard his secret turn his once-privileged life into a living hell.
Dorian Gray (2009 )
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Nemo Nobody leads an ordinary existence with his wife and 3 children; one day, he wakes up as a mortal centenarian in the year 2092.
Mr. Nobody (2009 )
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A married fisherman struggles to reconcile his devotion to his male lover within his town's rigid traditions.
Undertow (2009 )
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On the mystical island of Themyscira, a proud and fierce warrior race of Amazons have raised a daughter of untold beauty, grace and strength: Princess Diana. When an Army fighter pilot, Steve Trevor, crash-lands on the island, the rebellious and headstrong Diana defies Amazonian law by accompanying Trevor back to civilization.
Wonder Woman (2009 )
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Keijut valmistautuvat suureen Syysjuhlaan täysikuun ja taianomaisen kuukiven avulla luodakseen keijupölyä, jota tarvitaan taikoihin. Mutta Helinä-keiju asettaa vahingossa vaaraan koko Keijupoukaman, ja hänen on lähdettävä salaiselle matkalle asian korjaamiseksi. Hän saa matkalla apua ystävältään, Tristanilta ja Lieskatulikärpäseltä. Kolmikko uhmaa kaikkia vaaroja, ja Helinä-keiju huomaa, että kaikkein suurin aarre on kuin onkin - ystävyys.
Helinä-keiju ja kadonnut aarre (2009 )
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With cameras in hand, directors Bill and Turner Ross return to their hometown of Sidney, Ohio—zip code 45365—for nine months. In this small town, the stories of a father and son, cops and criminals, officials and their electorate coalesce into a mosaic of faces, places, and events.
45365 (2009 )
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In 1999, Internet entrepreneur Josh Harris recruits dozens of young men and women who agree to live in underground apartments for weeks at a time while their every movement is broadcast online. Soon, Harris and his girlfriend embark on their own subterranean adventure, with cameras streaming live footage of their meals, arguments, bedroom activities, and bathroom habits. This documentary explores the role of technology in our lives, as it charts the fragile nature of dot-com economy.
We Live in Public (2009 )
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Nicolas Cage tekee väkevän paluun huipulle aina omaperäisen ohjaajalegenda Werner Herzogin uudelleen filmatisoimassa Paha poliisi -elokuvassa. Terence McDonagh, murharyhmän etsivä New Orleansin poliisista, pelastaa vangin varmalta hukkumiskuolemalta hirmumyrsky Katrinan jälkimainingeissa, ja loukkaa samalla selkänsä pahasti. Ylennyksen saatuaan kovaksikeitetty poliisimies kuitenkin palautetaan palvelukseen niin pian kuin mahdollista - vahvojen kipulääkkeiden voimalla.
Paha poliisi: Määräsatama New Orleans (2009 )