Suoratoista Suomessa
Katso 2009 vuoden uusimmat ja parhaimmat elokuvat ja tv-sarjat.
- Ilmainen
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Nuori nainen huijaa olevansa raskaana, ettei häntä voisi erottaa työpaikastaan. Kun kaikki hänen ympärillään alkavat hemmotella tulevaa äitiä, hän päättää yrittää pitää valhetta yllä täydet yhdeksän kuukautta.
Kettu Repussa (2009 )
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Jim Jefferies: I Swear to God: The easily offended might do best to avoid Jim Jefferies’ raunchy, rude humor (or at least imbibe the two-drink minimum beforehand), but the Australian-born comedian provides plenty of laughs for everyone else in this HBO special. In I Swear to God, Jefferies continues his patented brand of comedy that once got him punched by an audience member, discussing the idiocy of no-smoking signs, sluts vs. studs, and his father’s Holocaust jokes.
Jim Jefferies: I Swear to God (2009 )
Elokuva
The Crazy Horse cabaret has been a Parisian night hotspot since 1951. The cabaret is known for celebrating the beauty, personality and pure talent of its female dancers. Since opening, the Crazy Horse has captivated the imagination of more than six million spectators, including many celebrities, with its stunning sexy shows. Since 2001, the Crazy Horse shows are also performed at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. In February 2009, Dita Von Teese, the uber glamorous icon and international striptease diva, was the first guest star to appear in a Crazy Horse show. This DVD showcases the full show including three of Dita’s sensual numbers.
Crazy Horse, Paris with Dita Von Teese (2009 )
Elokuva
When Lenore Harker learns that she's pregnant, she leaves graduate school to set up a home with her boyfriend Frank in the country. The happy new family's lives takes a gruesome turn when animals and people end up brutally dead – all with a mysterious connection to their newborn.
It's Alive (2009 )
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A documentary chronicling Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour's preparations for the 2007 fall-fashion issue.
The September Issue (2009 )
- Ilmainen
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While celebrating a graduation at a secluded vacation home, a group of college students find themselves targeted by a sadistic killer who forces them to play a deadly game of killing one another in order to survive.
Kill Theory (2009 )
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Michael is a widower who is struggling to adjust to his new role as the sole caretaker of his two children. Still reeling from the death of his wife, he has been plagued by terrifying apparitions. When he volunteers at a local literary festival, he finds himself drawn to Lena, an empathetic author of supernatural fiction. While Lena tries to help Michael with the mystery of his nightmarish visions, she must contend with problems of her own, as she’s being jealously pursued by self-obsessed novelist Nicholas, her one-time lover. As the festival progresses, the three adults’ lives converge and collide.
The Eclipse (2009 )
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A young governess, Ann, is sent to a country house to take care of two orphans, Miles and Flora. Soon after her arrival, Miles is expelled from boarding school. Although charmed by her young charge, she secretly fears there are ominous reasons behind his expulsion. With Miles back at home, the governess starts noticing ethereal figures roaming the estate's grounds. Desperate to learn more about these sinister sightings she discovers that the suspicious circumstances surrounding the death of her predecessor hold grim implications for herself. As she becomes increasingly fearful that malevolent forces are stalking the children the governess is determined to save them, risking herself and her sanity in the process.
The Turn of the Screw (2009 )
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A serial killer is on the loose. There have been gruesome murders, with victims being ghastly dismembered and their severed body parts dumped in various locations. As the bodies keep piling up, the police remain in the dark without a single clue.
Slice (2009 )
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Things go horribly wrong when Catherine and Rebecca, two Catholic School girls, knock on the wrong door while selling Religious paraphernalia.
Run! Bitch Run! (2009 )
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A gritty psychological-horror-thriller that delves the demented mind of a cannibalistic serial rapist who kidnaps his tenth victim in as many months on Halloween night.
Junkyard Dog (2009 )
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A handsome young drifter is found unconscious near a remote monastery, where he joins forces with a vengeful spirit as he seduces and converts each of the monks to join his league of the undead.
Eulogy for a Vampire (2009 )
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When 11 of her friends are raped and murdered, leaving the Samurai Princess (Aino Kishi) the only survivor, she becomes infused with her comrades' souls. Transformed into an android, she sets out to avenge their deaths. Dai Mizuno co-stars as the princess's human partner in this Kengo Kaji-directed gore fest that features breast grenades, detachable chainsaw limbs, deadly guitar riffs and more.
Samurai Princess (2009 )
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The enchanted story of Pinocchio.
Pinocchio (2009 )
Tanz mit Prinzessin Lillifee (2009 )
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It's springtime, the air is tepid, the skylarks chirp, and spring flowers cover the meadows and the forest grounds. Out of a pile of leaves a fluttery, sniffling snout tip appears: it's a hedgehog awakening from its winter sleep heading into the light of a new year, having only two things in mind: food and finding a partner.
Year of the Hedgehog (2009 )
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The story is set in the latter days of World War 2, against the backdrop of fierce combat on the eastern front. Brother's War is based on real events.
Brother's War (2009 )
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Kaikki ei ole sitä miltä ensin näyttää. Brittidiplomaatti Ian Porter pidätetään tullissa epäiltynä huumeiden salakuljetuksesta. Hetkeä myöhemmin miestä vastaan tehdään murhayritys, ja Scotland Yardin tutkija Julia Hales ryhtyy tutkimaan juttua. Kuulusteluissa ilmenee, että diplomaatilla on suhteita tadzikistanilaiseen huumepomoon Krousoviin. Scotland Yard näkee tässä tilaisuuden kaupankäyntiin.
Lain yläpuolella (2009 )
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Johan is a two-fisted Gothenburg cop who finds himself in a shoot-out with jewel robbers. After the smoke has cleared, one robber, shot by his accomplice, and an innocent bystander, are dead. Three witnesses, including Helen, identify thug extraordinaire Leo Gaut as being the dead crook's trigger-happy colleague. Gaut soon threatens the three witnesses, and only Johan, the badge-wearing hero, can save them.
Johan Falk: The Outlaws (2009 )
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Johan works in tandem with the GSI organized crime unit to bring in a cadre of armored car robbers
Johan Falk: GSI - Gruppen för särskilda insatser (2009 )
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A slow-paced, action thriller about a virus that strikes a New Mexico county and the local veterinarian who gets caught in the middle.
Pandemic (2009 )
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Egyptiläisen naisen aviomies paljastaa olevansa Mossadin agentti. Vaimo ja lapset viedään Israeliin, mikä pakottaa käynnistämään kiireisen pelastusoperaation.
Escaping Tel Aviv (2009 )
Elokuva
Göteborgin poliisin erikoisyksikkö GSI on saanut käskyn tunnistaa ja pidättää joukko, joka on Göteborgin kaduilla itseään myyvien itäeurooppalaisten nuorten naisten salakuljetusten takana. Johan Falk rekrytoi Hannan, nuoren saksanlaivalla työskentelevän puolalaisen tytön, soluttautumaan toimintaa pyörittävän ryhmän pintakerrokseen. Mutta Hanna menee tehtävässään pidemmälle kuin kukaan olisi uskonut, ja tilanteen kärjistyessä Johan kollegoineen uppoaa aiempaa syvemmälle moraalisesti epäilyttävään suohon.
Johan Falk 5 - Operaatio Satakieli (2009 )
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Everything appears off-kilter when a man returns to his hometown after 25 years to visit his former lover.
Don McKay (2009 )
Elokuva
A car explodes in front of a primary school where GSI boss Patrick Agrell has just left his children. The event reunites Johan Falk with Leo Gaut, a former criminal restaurant owner who Johan put behind bars a decade ago.
Johan Falk: Leo Gaut (2009 )
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Frank Wagner goes deeper undercover to infiltrate Europe's most dangerous Mafia, the Russian-est, consisting of ex - KGB officers.
Johan Falk: National Target (2009 )
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The story of a Japanese sub's last mission during WWII.
Battle Under Orion (2009 )
Elokuva
Arjun, a motorcycle enthusiast, couldn't afford to buy his own bike. Meanwhile, Mahesh needed a motorcycle to secure a job he was applying for. His mother helped him by selling her silver jewelry. However, Mahesh's bike was soon stolen, and despite his frantic search and the police's involvement, he had little success in recovering it. By chance, Mahesh spotted his stolen bike in Arjun's possession. Arjun claimed to have purchased the bike from a stranger with his own money...
Ride (2009 )
Elokuva
For 2009, MSP Films takes an original look at the sport of skiing. All of the skiers in the film—park rat or big mountain charger—share a common bond: the overwhelming desires to ski. Each person finds stoke in his own unique way, whether it be a double cork 1260, a deep turn on a storm day or ripping a giant AK line. Skiing is an incredibly diverse sport that offers it all. With the progressive skiing and award-winning cinematography that has made MSP famous, MSP Films takes you along for the ride deep into the experience as we share the love for the greatest sport in the world.
IN DEEP: The Skiing Experience (2009 )
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Victor, a bumbling and gullible high school freshman, has caught a serious case of Anya-itis—an acute, incurable crush on hot senior Anya. Too bad she dates the most popular guy in school and doesn't have a clue that Victor exists. After a string of awkward run-ins, his chances of scoring a date with Anya seem to go from hardly any to, well, zero. But his shy and goofy charm—and an elaborate scheme to win the girl of his dreams—just might do the trick.
Love at First Hiccup (2009 )
Elokuva
Covers the history of the long running All Tomorrow's Parties music festival, utilizing footage generated by the fans and musicians attending the events themselves, on a multitude of formats including Super8, camcorder and mobile phone.
All Tomorrow's Parties (2009 )
- Ilmainen
Elokuva
This rollicking sports comedy from Finnish director Markku Polonen follows the exploits of Seppo 'Sladi' Pesonen, an ex-top-tiered race car driver now reduced to instructing students at a driving school. To relieve the monotony of this undesired career, Pesonen builds "Team Susan," a road rally team based at Pekkarinen's Garage in the Finnish countryside. Soon, Sladi's nephew Luumu arrives from Helsinki and learns of the team, his enthusiasm skyrockets and he hops on board with the assist of mechanic Suko. Yet the men encounter Machiavellian sabotage at the hands of the vile Torppo, the owner of the lot that contains Pekkarinen's Garage, who is determined to interfere with the plans of Team Susan.
Rally On! (2009 )